i end up keeping all these scraps of paper that i never throw away. so, i think i’m going to start just saving them as blog posts. under “quotes.”
speaker at 12-step conference: “we have many friends in AA who are non-alcoholic. if it weren’t for Al-Anon and Lois, I’d be dead, Bill W. would be dead, Dr. Bob would be dead.”
my friend, Adam: “they *are* dead.”
many church giggles ensue.