i am on twitter and i see this from @bridgeportseasoning: Lebowski moment: walked past a tumbleweed en route to the L.
he then goes on to forewarn me that he’s going to post a picture.
see!! see!! all you mofos who laugh and laugh and think i’m weird because i fear the tumbleweed when i SUPPOSEDLY don’t live near any place where there could *be* a tumbleweed rolling down my street … well, who is the fool now? huh? HUH!??
the end times truly are upon us.