so, nbc is bringing back ‘american gladiators.’ is it too weird that i’d be more excited to see that than the new ‘bionic woman?’
the new heroes commercial is like a music video. intense.
bill murray got arrested for driving drunk on a golf cart. pigeon crap may have contributed to the collapse of the MN bridge. and there was a tropical storm/hurricane named flossie. ah, life in the oughts.
“i am NOT your GOOGLE!”
“so, i’m living in the closet with the lion …”
girl 1: “did you hear me laughing at the most inappropriate moment ever?”
girl 2: “that’s the story of your life.”
“0 is not a size! it’s the absence of numbers! then there’s DOUBLE ZERO? are you fucking kidding me? no one wants to fuck a boy unless they’re gay … keep the boobs, people!”