overheard

girl at lolla:
“do you think i should take a muscle relaxant?”

saved on my cell, not sure of the specifics:
“i’m drunk and tired, i don’t know what my issue is.”
“well, that’s probably it … do you need a red bull?”

girl on el talking about an encounter with a guy:
“i’m a three date girl, and i haven’t even had one with you.”

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