Her Name Is Rio and She Kind of Hates Our Guts

Daley’s headed to Rio cause he wants to get the rights
Have the Olympics in Chicago; thinks it’ll be real nice
It’s okay if you want to roll your eyes
At him cause he thinks he knows best
You know Chicago’s something special and Richie’s puttin’ the city to the test

Her name is Rio and she’s doing all she can
Tryin’ to woo the Olympic Committee with her fancy plan
She’s not too keen on having the United States in her land
Oh Rio Rio please ignore the stupid man.

Daley’s bringing a crew; and Jay Levine from on T.V.
But they’re up against a wall, the dumb U.S.O.C.
Smartin’ off
about what they’re gonna view
But then I’m sure young Dick will try and smooth it through

Her name is Rio and she’s doing all she can
Tryin’ to woo the Olympic Committee with her fancy plan
We kind of wish she’ll kick our ass and play her best hand
Oh Rio Rio please show up our mayor man.

Hey now (woo), look at that. Did Anita Defrantz look like a clown?
At the end of the day, the experts did say, in the board voting she got blown
away away away

Daley will take his chance ’cause he thinks luck is on his side
I tell you something I know what you’re thinking
I tell you something, I know what you’re thinking

Her name is Rio she don’t need to understand
Why Chicago really should stay away from this Olympic plan
Oh Rio Rio hear them shout across the land
From condos in the North side down to Englewood land

Do do do do no way …
Do do do do go home …

Real “Rio” lyrics by Duran Duran

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