“i want to have a crush on someone at all times.”

at a store with largely teen employees —
girl:”brian! are we over maroon 5?”
brian: “no.”
girl: “let’s hear ‘ no woman, no pride ‘ first.”

same store, dressing room —
mother: “that is too short. if you bend over ..”
girl: “i don’t bend over.”
mother: “…your thighs are not (that) attractive.”

at clark/division waiting for the bus in the middle of the day. people crossing the street —

girl: “you’re already sweating?”
guy: “looking at you, yeah.”
girl: “shut up.”


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